Ahmedinejad and Chavez say OBL lives in Washington DC area and is CIA agent. Is that true?

Ahmedinejad of Iran and Chavez of Venezuela say OBL lives in the washington area with another identity and that in reality he is CIA agent and that 9-11 was inside job. They further say that OBL and Bush are business partners and have family friendship dating to 1980's. Per their accounts OBL was hired as CIA agent to be the villian of a scripted plan for 9/11. OBL agreed to be portrayed as villian in exchange for large amount of money. Then after 9/11 US government said they found video tape where OBL is speaking of how he orchestrated 9/11 and how he made fun of the 9/11 hijackers. They say that videotape was part of the script too and all the people in that tape were just acting. And now to close the chapter they faked OBL death to relieve him of further role play of villian. The script said that the end will be as "sea burial". And it neatly wraps everything up.